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(via yeahloki)
Kids Movie Parallels | The Lion King
↳ Simba trying to wake MufasaEVERYONE NOTICED THAT
I WAS LIKE FIVE AND I NOTICED THAT
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO MAKE A GIFSET
ALL YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED HERE IS HURTING PEOPLE WITH FEELINGSYOU SICK TWISTED SON OF A BITCH! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!
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I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
(via c00lkids-d0ntdie)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
(via twisted-sapi0sexual)
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
(via twisted-sapi0sexual)
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
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when you eat gushers your head turns into the fruit of the flavor that you eat so why the fuck did the black kids head turn into an octopus